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It was one of those glorious moments when, after making spaghetti for dinner, I realized I had parmesan in the refrigerator. "Ahh," I think, "I might be growing up after all." Having such a luxury item on hand accidentally should be no surprise for my grown-up self.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Whoooooo.

Some things to remind myself of:

I ate french fries and grapes for breakfast the other day

I shower semi-frequently and I don't floss enough

I listened Rihanna sing S&M on repeat for three hours today

I've seen every posting on awkwardfamilyphotos.com

My facebook habits may resemble those of a CIA agent in terms of information procurement

Also, I'm not sure exactly when I bought that parm...